Phrases that sound dirty but are not....

[71ChallengeHer]

A lot of mixed drink names

[TUFCAT]

I know its not a phrase - - but how about "Dick Trickle" 

[NHCharger]

Honey, I'm going out to the garage and polish my rod.

[Red Ram]

I just mounted my magnums today.

[bull]

"i blew a seal"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7JQ1Ez7d3Gg

[ck1]

This is used allot in stream restoration and wet lands to keep a little fury animal from getting out of control 
BEAVER DECEIVER!

[MichaelRW]

And what did June Cleaver say to Ward Cleaver? You were awful hard on the beaver last night.

[Silver R/T]

I took out Ram Rod for my gf to see.

[70charger_boy]

And what did June Cleaver say to Ward Cleaver? You were awful hard on the beaver last night.

I was laughing so hard a snot came flying out my nose

[Plumcrazy]

And what did June Cleaver say to Ward Cleaver? You were awful hard on the beaver last night.

I was laughing so hard a snot came flying out my nose

No photos please. 

[ck1]

News flash a truck driver lost his load on I-90 this morning.........................................................

[dkn1997]

Here is one for ponch.  I was taking money out of an automated teller machine last week and I saw a list of how to keep from getting robbed.  It was under  "ATM Safety" 

[Mean 318]

Unless its going to get real dirty get it streched out.

Sorry it was just too good!

[konigcharger]

Does yours hang this low...Pics

[Ponch ®]

Here is one for ponch.  I was taking money out of an automated teller machine last week and I saw a list of how to keep from getting robbed.  It was under  "ATM Safety" 

here's another one I hear a lot:

[Doc MoPar]

Here's one for the Monty Python fans

Wankel rotary engine

[jasonfromIKILLYA]

My



Dixie




Wrecked





Say it out loud

[Todd Wilson]

Are you going to cook at home tonight?


No We are going to eat out!       



Todd

[nh_mopar_fan]

"Great tits cope well with warming "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm

[mikepmcs]

May I push your stool in for you.

I need to whip it out by 5

Mind if I use your laptop?

Put it in my box before you leave

If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

I want it on my desk, NOW!

Hmmmmmm, I think it's out of fluid

My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish

It's an entry level position

When do you think you'll be getting off today?

It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there.


How about some golf sayings:

Oh, bite, sweatheart.

See it suck back to the hole?

I yanked it in the woods.

Never up, never in.

Hey, I think you're inside me.

Flip it up and let it land softly.

Make sure the shaft comes back to vertical.