New Fire Truck

[The70RT]

A  firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden  hose tightly coiled in the middle.



The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her  cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer &  noticed the girl had tied
the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," the  firefighter said, "I don't want  to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go  faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're  probably right, but then I wouldn't have a  siren."