One Night Love Affair

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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a
bit lonely so I thought Id get me one of those girls
you see advertised in phone booths when youre calling
for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad
for a girl calling herself Victoria, a lovely girl,
bending over in the photo. She had all the right
curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy
hair, long graceful legs, you know the kind. So Im in
my room and figure, what the hell, Ill give her a
call.  Hello? the woman says she sounded so sexy.
Hi, I hear you give a great massage and Id like you to
come to my room and give me one.  No, wait, I should
be straight with you. Im in town all alone and what I
really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now
Im talking kinky the whole night long. You name it,
well do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've
got in your bag of tricks. Well go hot and heavy all
night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip
cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that
sound? She says, That sounds fantastic but for an
outside line you need to press 9.