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Another Blonde Joke?

Started by Old Moparz, December 19, 2007, 11:14:12 AM

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Old Moparz

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor, "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?"
 
"No, Silly, "the blonde said, "First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.
 
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?" the doctor asked.

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought, this is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
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