why mom

[chargerman68]

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see
      >   > > his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.. the
      >   > > mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried
      >   > > about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and
      >   > > goes to find him.
      >   > > The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and
      >   > > Dad doing?"
      >   > > The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a
      >   > > big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it
      >   > > and help flatten it."
      >   > > "Your wasting your time," said the boy.
      >   > > "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.
      >   > > "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes
      >   > > over and gets on her knees and blows it right back
      >   > > up."

[68chrgrwife]

mmmhhhmmmm and we know what you do when you go shopping!  LOL

smooch smooch.. arm over the shoulder.