polite way to pee..

[68chrgrwife]

During one of her daily
classes, a
teacher trying to teach good
manners,asked her students
the
following question:


"Michael, if you were on a date having
dinner with a nice
young  lady, how would you tell her that you
have
to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute, I have
to
go pee." The teacher responded by
saying, "That would be rude and
impolite."


"What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman
said, "I am sorry, but I really
need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's
still not very
nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner
table."


"And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain
for once
and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be
excused for
a moment? I have to shake hands with a very
dear friend
of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to
after
dinner."



The teacher
fainted....

[remta1]

 

[my73charger]

 

[chargerman68]