fred and mary

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>>Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back
>>to
>>Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
>>
>>In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
>>breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his
>>mom
>>if Fred and Mary are up yet.
>>She replies, "No".
>>Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
>>His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
>>school."
>>
>>Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up
>>yet?"
>>She replies, "No."
>>Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
>>His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back
>>to
>>school."
>>
>>After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up
>>yet?"
>>His mom says, "No."
>>He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
>>His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
>>He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I
>>gave him my airplane glue."