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Date:  Thu, 10 May 2007 09:32:10 -0400
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> >>                                 If life is a waste of time,
> >>                                 And time is a waste of life,
> >>                                 Then let's all get wasted together
> >>                                 And have the time of our lives.
> >>                                 Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
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> >>                                 No matter how good she looks,
> >>                                 Some other guy is sick and tired
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> >>                                 At the feast of ego
> >>                                 Everyone leaves hungry.
> >>                                 Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea,
> >> Tucson, AZ
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> >>                                 It's hard to make a comeback
> >>                                 When you haven't been anywhere.
> >>                                 Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
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> >>                                 Make love, not war.
> >>                                 -Hell, do both
> >>                                 GET MARRIED!
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> >>                                 If voting could really change things,
> >>                                 It would be illegal.
> >>                                 Revolution Books
> >>                                 New York , New York .
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> >>                                 If pro is opposite of con,then what
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> >> the opposite of progress?
> >>                                 Congress!
> >>                                 Men's restroom House of Representatives,
> >>                                 Washington , DC
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> >>                                 Express Lane:
> >>                                 Five beers or less
> >>                                 Sign over one of the urinals
> >>                                 Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
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> >>                                 You're too good for him.
> >>                                 Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
> >>                                 Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA
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> >>                                 No wonder you always go home alone.
> >>                                 Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
> >>                                 Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA
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> >>                           ~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~
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> >>                                 A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
> >>                                 If it has tires or testicles,
> >>                                 You're going to have trouble with it
> >>                                 Women's restroom
> >>                                 Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX
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> >>         ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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> >>         Smart man + smart woman = romance
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> >>         Smart man + dumb woman = affair
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> >>         Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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> >>         Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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> >>         OFFICE ARITHMETIC
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> >>         Smart boss + smart employee = profit
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> >>         Smart boss + dumb employee = production
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> >>         Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
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> >>         Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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> >>         _____________________________
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> >>         SHOPPING MATH
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> >>         A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
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> >>         A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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> >>         _____________________________
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> >>         GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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> >>         A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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> >>         A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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> >>         A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
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> >> spend.
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> >>         A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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> >>         _____________________________
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> >>         HAPPINESS
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> >>         To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
> >> love
> >> him a little.
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> >>         To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try
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> >>         ______________________________
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> >>         LONGEVITY
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> >>         Married men live longer than single men do, but married men
> >> are a
> >> lot more willing to die.
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> >>         ______________________________
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> >>         PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
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> >>         A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
> >> doesn't.
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> >>         A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and
> >> she
> >> does.
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> >>         _____________________________
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> >>         DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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> >>         A woman has the last word in any argument.
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> >>         Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
> >> argument.
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> >>         _____________________________
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> >>         HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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> >>         Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the
> >> ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I
> >> started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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