Its Not Such A Bad Day

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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about  11:00a.m, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural.  No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of  experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.  Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Having a Bad Day?



The average  cost  of  rehabilitating  a  seal  after  the  Exxon Valdez  Oil spill  in  Alaska   was  $80,000.00.  At  a  special ceremony,  two  of  the most  expensively  saved  animals  were being released  back  into  the  wild amid  cheers  and  applause  from onlookers.

A minute  later,  in  full  view,  a  killer  whale  ate  them both.

Still think  you  are  having  a  Bad  Day?



A woman  came  home  to  find  her  husband  in  the kitchen shaking frantically,  almost  in  a  dancing  frenzy,  with  some  kind  of wire running  from  his  waist  towards  the  electric  kettle. Intending  to jolt  him  away  from  the  deadly  current,  she whacked him  with  a  handy plank  of  wood,  breaking  his  arm  two places.

Up  to  that  moment, he  had  been  happily  listening  to  his Walkman.

STILL think  you're  having Bad  Day?



Two animal  rights  defenders  were  protesting  the  cruelty  of sending  pigs to  a  slaughterhouse  in  Bonn ,  Germany . Suddenly, all  two  thousand pigs  broke  loose  and  escaped  through  a  broken fence,  stampeding madly.

The two  helpless  protesters  were  trampled  to  death.

What?? STILL  having  a  Bad  Day?



Iraqi terrorist Khay  Rahnajet  didn't  pay  enough  postage  on  a letter  bomb. It  came  back  with  "Return  to  Sender"  stamped on it.   Forgetting  it was  the  bomb,  he  opened  it  and  was  blown to bits.

There now,  feeling  better?:



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