blonde

[charger490]

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her
   
beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to
   
leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the
   
note, he felt there must be a mistake.
   

   
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
   

   
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
   

   
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I
   
found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
   


   
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
   

   
The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill
   
my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath
   
so I can look young and beautiful again..
   

   
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
   

   
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash
   
it on my eyes."