Not Tonight

[71ChallengeHer]

 This one is great!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!!! I hope you enjoy it!!!! Of course a guy sent it to me!!!




>>I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
>>much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
>>have never figured out why men think with their head, and women with
>>their heart. For example:
>>
>>One evening lasts week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well
>>the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like
>>it, I just want you to hold me."
>>
>>I said "What???!! What was that?!"
>>
>>So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear.....
>>
>>"You're not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman, enough for me to
>>satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
>>by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you
>>in the bedroom?"
>>
>>Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
>>
>>The very next day I opted to take the day off work to spend time with her.
>>
>>We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
>>department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
>>different, very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take,
>>so I told her we'd just buy them all.
>>
>>She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
>>pair for each outfit.
>>
>>We went onto the jeweler department where she picked out a pair of
>>diamond earrings. Let me tell you . . . . she was so excited. She must
>>have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
>>was testing me, because she asked for a tennis bracelet, when she doesn't
>>even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,
>>"That's fine, honey."
>>
>>She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
>>excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I
>>think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
>>
>>I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
>>like it."
>>
>>Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
>>"What?"
>>
>>I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
>>while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
>>for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
>>
>>And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
>>"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
>>
>>Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either

[Charger1973]

 

[beedees]

Ya know, that would be even  if it were'nt so d*** true.

[mikepmcs]

 

AMEN!

[Charger_Croatia]

 

[my73charger]

I would look like this

[Forza]

LMAO now thats what I call funny but so damn true.

[Charger_Fan]

THAT'S AWESOME!!

[moparguy01]

Thats one of the best jokes in the history of jokes.