Medical Assistant

[my73charger]

A Doctor in Minnesota told his assistant, "Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and I don't vant to close the clinic.  I want you to be in charge of the clinic and take care of our patients."
"Yes sir,"  answers Ole.
The next day, the doctor returns from hunting...and asks Ole, "So, Ole, how did you get along yesterday?"
Ole tells him he took care of three patients.  The first one had a headache...so I gave him TYLENOL.
"Bravo, ya Ole!....and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MALOX, sir," says Ole.
"Bravo, bravo Ole!  You're good at this!  And what about the third one?"
asks the doctor.
"Sir, I vas sitting here....and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame.  She undresses herself; taking off her bra and her panties; lies down on the table and shouts:  'HELP ME!  For five years, I have not seen a man!'"
"And what did you do Ole?" asks the doctor.
"I put eye drops in her eyes," says Ole.