Don't tease the little old Lady

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       Defense
       Attorney:
       Will you please state your age?

       Little Old Lady:
       I am 86 years old.

       Defense Attorney:
       Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?


       Little Old Lady:
       There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
       when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

       Defense Attorney:
       Did you know him?

       Little Old Lady:
       No, but he sure was friendly.

       Defense Attorney:
       What happened after he sat down?

       Little Old Lady:
       He started to rub my thigh.

       Defense Attorney:
       Did you stop him?

       Little Old Lady:
       No, I didn't stop him.

       Defense Attorney:
       Why not?

       Little Old Lady:
       It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

       Defense Attorney:
       What happened next?

       Little Old Lady:
       He began to rub my breasts.

       Defense Attorney:
       Did you stop him then?

       Little Old Lady:
       No, I did not stop him.

       Defense Attorney:
       Why not?

       Little Old Lady:
       His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

       Defense Attorney:
       What happened next?

       Little Old Lady:
       Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him
       "Take me, young man. Take me now!"

       Defense Attorney:
       Did he take you?

       Little Old Lady:
       Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.   

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