ummm, question.

[Khyron]

I just found a cheese doodle under my desk. I don't remember when the last time I ate those down here was. Can I still eat this? I mean, can cheese doodles really ever go bad?

[Old Moparz]

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange.

Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life." Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?"

The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy."

So the doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks the guy, "How's your home life?"

The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.

He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheese Doodles."


By the way, I wouldn't eat it even if it were right from an unopened bag. Those things are just plain nasty. I bet they make them from sheets of OSB plywood.      

[hemihead]

I'd eat eat 

[Plumcrazy]

Regular or crunchy style? 

[BrianShaughnessy]

5 second rule dood.   

[Chargen69]

As long as it wasnt as hard as concrete, Id eat it

[41husk]

I would never eat it....... if someone was watching

[ChargerSG]

If they survive(or you) the smell test and the visuelltest i would try them

[Lostsheep_01]

That thing has to be as hard as a rock.  It doesn't take long once they're separated from the bag.  I think you'd be better off eating some rusty tacks... they'd probably taste better

[bull]

I want to know why bedlam always ensues? How come it never just develops or proceeds?

[derailed]

Im sure most of us have probably eatin worse in our time   

[hemigeno]

Where is that "This thread is worthless without pics" smilie when I need it... 

On a related note, how can anyone tell if Sour Cream has gone bad - or is that stuff also ageless like a Cheese Doodle?

[Charger_Fan]

On a related note, how can anyone tell if Sour Cream has gone bad?

When it grows green fuzz.
Come to think of it, I'm just guessing it's bad with the fuzz, I haven't actually tasted if afterward. I guess I should try it to make sure.

[mikepmcs]

You have to eat it or send it to me and I'll eat it.

[hemihead]

If cream is sour isn't bad already?

[Old Moparz]

On a related note, how can anyone tell if Sour Cream has gone bad?

When it grows green fuzz.
Come to think of it, I'm just guessing it's bad with the fuzz, I haven't actually tasted if afterward. I guess I should try it to make sure.

Well, you like buttermilk.

I don't think your opinion on the taste of green fuzz would have much credibility. 

[Dans 68]

On a related note, how can anyone tell if Sour Cream has gone bad - or is that stuff also ageless like a Cheese Doodle?

When it has color....and white is not a color. 

Dan

[Charger_Fan]

On a related note, how can anyone tell if Sour Cream has gone bad?

When it grows green fuzz.
Come to think of it, I'm just guessing it's bad with the fuzz, I haven't actually tasted if afterward. I guess I should try it to make sure.

Well, you like buttermilk.

I don't think your opinion on the taste of green fuzz would have much credibility. 

Damn.

[Khyron]

Where is that "This thread is worthless without pics" smilie when I need it... 

On a related note, how can anyone tell if Sour Cream has gone bad - or is that stuff also ageless like a Cheese Doodle?

[4cruzin]

[Lowprofile]

I just found a cheese doodle under my desk. I don't remember when the last time I ate those down here was. Can I still eat this? I mean, can cheese doodles really ever go bad?

They're kinda like Twinkies....they last forever! 

[mikepmcs]

That looks like a Dr. Suess doodle.  Should be good. 

I like them in a box.
I like them with a fox.
I like them in a house.
I like them with a mouse.
I like them here or there.
I like them anywhere.
I like green doodles and ham
I really like them, Mike-I-am.