more WEIRD stuff.... California of course

[TK73]

Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

EL CERRITO, Calif. -- A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors - naked - and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1120AP_Armed_and_Naked.html?source=mypi

[Mean 318]

 

[bull]

So you can be naked but you can't have a concealed weapon? I need to know because my weekend is coming up.

[TK73]

So you can be naked but you can't have a concealed weapon? I need to know because my weekend is coming up.

C, go ahead and do what that guy did, only in Oregon.  Lesse how the laws work in that State... 

[Drache]

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

[Drache]

Nude couple's feud ends at Waffle House

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- No shirt, no service? What about no clothes at all? A couple that began squabbling in a motel room Friday morning carried their dispute over to an adjacent Waffle House restaurant in the nude, police said.

The woman, who was not identified, told officers she was staying in a room with Larry Boyd when he took a hit of cocaine, started trashing their room and choked her.

She ran in the buff to the nearby restaurant and locked herself in the bathroom. Boyd, also naked, followed her into the restaurant and then fled in a car.

He was arrested - still naked - after a short chase by police and was charged with driving under the influence and felony evading arrest, among other charges. It was not immediately clear whether he had an attorney.

[Lowprofile]

EL CERRITO, Calif. -- A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors - naked - and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

A tool in his Rectum.    I'm sure he'll make lots of new friends in the big house. 

[Ghoste]

 

[h76]

Can you say turtle tuck

[Brock Samson]

                                                                         
What!? no mention of what kind'a impliment? cause,.. oh, never mind..

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Has anybody noticed that Mojo hasn't been posting on this board since the story broke?

[Ponch ®]

Has anybody noticed that Mojo hasn't been posting on this board since the story broke?

when you get booked on a weekend, you're not out till monday.


BTW - I found that torque wrench you lent me...want me to FedEx it? 

[Charger_Fan]

 

[dkn1997]

a man walks into a doctor's office wearing nothing but a body wrap of clear cellophane.  the doctor takes one look at him and says:

"I can clearly see your nuts"