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Started by mikepmcs, April 17, 2006, 08:56:10 PM

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mikepmcs

April 17, 2006, 08:56:10 PM
Yo momma's so fat, she sweats butter and syrup and she got a full time job at denny's swipin' pancakes across her forehead.
Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

derailed

#1
April 18, 2006, 12:08:00 AM
Yo mamma so fat the only time shes ever seen 90210 is on the scale  ;D

mikepmcs

#2
April 18, 2006, 12:22:50 PM
yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.
Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

ChargerRob

#3
April 18, 2006, 03:50:30 PM
 ;D
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mikepmcs

#4
April 18, 2006, 03:55:05 PM
yo momma so fat she tapped her foot at the Dave Matthews concert and the band skipped!
Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

Silver R/T

#5
April 19, 2006, 01:25:36 AM
yo momma jokes are stupid, how can someone disrespect someones mother. Its idiotic
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mikepmcs

#6
April 19, 2006, 08:12:26 AM
It's not personally disrespecting anyone's mother, it's a joke.  And you've never laughed at any joke EVER that made fun of anything, race, religion, family members, yeah i believe that.  Tell me you don't laugh at larry the cable guy! or Jeff Foxworthy with his redneck jokes or even Bill Cosby. Come on, lighten up, they are jokes and that is what this section is for. 
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Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

71440charger

#7
April 19, 2006, 08:14:25 AM
come on this is suppose to be fun quit hateing everyone loves mothers that is why there jokes
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mikepmcs

#8
April 19, 2006, 09:40:24 PM
yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

Brock Samson

#9
April 20, 2006, 12:16:52 AM
yo mama's so damn fat that when she sits around the house,..  she sits around the house!  :pity:

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mikepmcs

#10
April 20, 2006, 07:07:27 AM
29 stone is 406lb according to the conversion. i know that's real big but can't get out of bed, come on that's just being lazy, get it! :smilielol: :smilielol:
Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

mikepmcs

#11
April 20, 2006, 07:16:50 AM
yo momma so fat, we took her to Sea World last week and they wrote her up for being late.

yo momma so ugly, we went to the zoo and they said thanks for bringing her back.
Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

Arthu®

#12
April 20, 2006, 01:50:08 PM
Your momma's so dirty the flies on a dog shit passed out
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mikepmcs

#13
April 20, 2006, 04:32:03 PM
yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

Khyron

#14
April 20, 2006, 08:57:41 PM
yo mamma's teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter!


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mikepmcs

#15
April 21, 2006, 08:09:10 AM
Quote from: Khyron on April 20, 2006, 08:57:41 PM
yo mamma's teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter!
:smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

General 713

#16
April 21, 2006, 10:28:46 PM
Your mama's so stupid she thought she could walk to Austaillia.

Your mama'a so fat and stupid when she sees a bus full of white kids she thinks "TWINKE"   

waroc

#17
April 22, 2006, 02:00:59 PM
 :METAL:  yo mama has wooden tits and breast feeds beavers..... :punkrocka:
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waroc

#18
April 22, 2006, 02:02:42 PM
 :METAL:   yo mama's so old, i patted her on the back and her tits fell off...:punkrocka:
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#19
April 22, 2006, 02:04:23 PM
 :METAL:  yo mama's so fat, i tried to have sex with her and burned my ass on the light bulb....:punkrocka:
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mikepmcs

#20
April 22, 2006, 04:11:25 PM
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

Yo momma so short she plays handball on the curb!

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
:METAL: :METAL: :METAL:
Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

Pinballjim

#21
January 05, 2022, 07:58:27 PM
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she makes two trips!!

oldschool

#22
January 07, 2022, 03:12:12 PM
yo mommas teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, everbody starts slowing down

yo mommas teeth are so nasty and rotted, it looks like she has a mouth full of dice
yo mommas so poor, her face is on the front of food stamps
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