Flight Talk

[1973_WP29P]

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach.  The pilot comes on the PA, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and  I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto".

He forgets to switch off the PA system, and the whole plane can hear his conversation with his co-pilot. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in  Toronto?"

"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and  take a big crap . . . then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge  tits out for dinner . . . . then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back  to my room and put it to her big time all night long!"

Everyone on the  plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the isles trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she tries to run to  the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips  over an old lady's bag and falls on her face.

The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gonna take a shit first."

[Old Moparz]

  I like that one.

[Charger_Croatia]