Bullfrog

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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
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>> After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
>> She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend
>> a fortune.  "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They
>> say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"
>> "Blowjobs!" the woman replied.
>> "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
>> The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...
>> no more blowjobs for her!  She bought the frog.
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>> When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
>> sceptical and laughed it off!  The woman went to bed happy,thinking she
>> may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
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>> In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and
>> pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
>> She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog
>> reading cookbooks.  "What are you two doing at this hour?"  she asked.
>> The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're gone."
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