my life

[el dub]

      Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your azzes and camels, and I will lead
You to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your azzes, and light up a Camel, this
Is the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
Price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about the new Health Care Plan,
The economy, the wars, all the lost jobs, savings, Social Security,
Retirement funds, etc..... I finally called a Suicide Hotline.

Of course, I had to press "1" for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if maybe I could drive a truck......?

Folks, we're screwed.