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The Craigslist Ad of the Day Is....

Started by TruckDriver, April 21, 2015, 02:09:18 PM

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TruckDriver

Is for a Used Imperial Star Destroyer  :lol:

http://blog.caranddriver.com/the-craigslist-ad-of-the-day-is-for-a-used-imperial-star-destroyer/

Selling a slightly used Imperial II–class Star Destroyer.

Previously (slightly) owned by a navigator of a spice freighter, this vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year's harvest. I just haven't had time to give this classic the attention it deserves and my loss is someone else's gain!

1600 meters in length this bad boy has a maximum atmospheric speed of 975 km/h and an acceleration of >2,300 g. It's got a Class 2 hyperdrive system still in working order with a backup Class 8. SFS I-a2b solar ionization reactor is in good to excellent shape. KDY Destroyer-I ion engine turns over on the first try but may need a new serpentine belt.

As you can see by the picture provided, the deflector shield generator domes are intact. That is a state of the art ISD-72x.

Fully equipped with LeGrange targeting computers, heavy ion cannons, Phylon Q7 tractor beam projectors, leather bucket seats, and a 15-disc CD changer.

36,000 tons of cargo capacity, this beauty was ran with a crew of 37,085 but you can pull it off with a minimum of 5000 leaving you plenty of room to pack in a few extra AT-AT walkers, TIE starfighters, prefabricated garrison bases, Lambda-class shuttles, yards of soil, spool after spool of pipe, and jet skis.

This superstructure is perfect for long road trips with the family, discovering new galaxies, picking up girls for dates, and general destruction of your enemies. Have you ever seen what a Star Destroyer can do to the surface of an unshielded planet? Stones run like water and sand turns to glass. With just a little TLC, this baby can be good as new.

Brand new, this beauty of the skies runs at about 145,670,000 credits, but due to some carbon scoring I can be flexible on the price. Realistically, I just need it removed from my property, so all offers or trades will be considered. Make me an offer, no mind tricks.

First come, first serve basis. You are responsible for towing.
PETE

My Dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" :P

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Never too many! 70 Chally R/T Convert-70 GTX-68-69-74 Charger-68 Dart GTS

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How about this one? I could not stop laughing.


1999 Chevrolet Cavalier - 166K - Auto -$700 (Kenosha)


1999 Chevrolet Cavalier
odometer: 166000
fuel :gas
transmission: automatic
1999 Chevrolet Cavalier - 2dr base model - Black - 166k miles
Automatic 2.2L
title status : clean
condition: I hate this car
Ok, this car is an absolute piece of shit.
Seriously if you arc a single guy and you were hoping to get laid this summer, don't even bother reading this ad. Driving this car will assure
you of a hot season of involuntary abstinence better than inviting girls to your weekly Dungeons and Dragons game in your mom's basement.

This thing runs fine and may give you two good years before exploding into a fiery box of death. Or.. It could wait until you're asleep the first
night you take it home and just decide to end it's own miserable existence by driving off the pier Thelma and Louise style. I just cant tell you.

The Bad:
This car has a bunch of dents and cosmetic stuff going on. Someone side swiped me in a parking lot and just drove off
without leaving a note, (btw if that was you and you're reading this you are a complete d bag. I wouldn't have even
called the cops dude but you could have bought me a case a beer to drown out the soul crushing pain of having to drive
this POS car to my awful job every day). I hit a deer last year and had to replace a headlight. Hitting a deer is fucking
terrifying, seriously...! don't think the deer liked it either.
Almost rust free but I noticed a small spot starting on the bottom of the drivers door about midwinter. I thought to
myself "I should do something about that rust spot", then i didn't do anything about the rust spot. That is pretty much
how i tend to deal with adversity in my life.
ABS wasn't working right so I had to disable it.
Front end has a little noise to it when turning wheel all the way. Garage told me it was a bushing thing. I asked if it was
dangerous to drive for the next six months and they said it shouldn't be a big deal.
The gas gauge is like a drunk girl on her period, confusing, and mostly useless. You never really know how much gas
you have in this thing so you just have to keep track yourself. I've had it stay on full for two weeks then I get a block
away from my house and it goes to E and the light comes on. I've come to a traffic light with it reading a quarter tank
and watched it go up to full, then down to a half before the light turned green.
The Good:
As far as I'm aware this car has not had any type of malicious voodoo, or ancient Chinese curse placed upon it. (that is
not an implied guarantee this automobile is not cursed, just that if such as curse exists I am unaware of it)
Sounds like it wouldn't be a positive but this car is a base model with no power options. That is a benefit if you're
getting a old POS car. No power windows or locks to break on you and then you have to go to the junk yard for parts.
Pain in the ass.
It does get good gas mileage with the little 2.2L four banger.
Lots of parts have been replaced on this car.
Just before winter it got new plugs, wires, pcv, fuel filter, air filter, battery, and muffler.
Computer was replaced last year, as was a tie rod and brakes.
Water pump two yrs ago.
All these should outlast the car
The Good and Bad:
This car has no stereo. Now wait, before you go on amazon and buy a cheap $20 unit so you can listen to Pandora think
of this as an opportunity. Can you play the harmonica?
I BET YOU CANT. But this is your big chance to become a pro at the mouth organ. What is the biggest obstacle to
getting all bodacious like Mr. John Popper? Until you can learn to play correctly listening to someone practice
harmonica is the most painful thing one human can inflict on another. Now you can use your time in transit to learn and
no one has to hear you and want to kill themselves as a result. Before you know it you'll be blasting out crispy riffs, and
people will want you to come jam with their buddy's band. So look. No stereo seems bad. but it's really not. The cup is
half full dude.
Please come take this car out of my life. I want to start dating women again.

http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/cars/a34091/craigslist-honest-ad-car/
68 Charger R/T & 68 Dart GT Convertible

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