I'm safe

[twodko]

The older we get the wiser we become...

I've cancelled my expensive home alarm system and removed myself from the Neighborhood Watch list.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 a month.

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