Definitions of a Bachelor

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Definitions of a Bachelor

* One who avoids Bride-Eyed women.

* One who believes in Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit.

* One who can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.

* One who can't be Spouse-Broken.

* One who knows how to hold a woman's hand so that she doesn't get a grip on him.

* One who leans toward a woman but not far enough to fall.

* One who, when a girl asks him for a Diamond Ring, turns Stone-Deaf.

* One who would rather mend his socks than his ways.