More Little Johnny jokes

[1973_WP29P]

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid

stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream

on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing

the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

*****

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"


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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police

station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10

most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and

asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."

Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his

father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the

horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad,

why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure

that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom..."

[Charger_Croatia]

So, you must be careful what you are doing when children are near..

[ChargerRob]

 

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lol

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  the ups guy was a good one