Pilots

[emily]

Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing
dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way
along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but
the men enter the cockpit. The door closes, and the engines start up The
passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign
that this is just a little practical joke.

None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway,
and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight
for the water at the edge of the airport runway.
When it begins to look as though the plane will plough into
the water, the terrified passengers scream hysterically.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly,
and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the
knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one blind pilot turns to the other and says, "You know,
Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late, and we're all gonna
die."

[Silver R/T]

lmao

[ChargerRob]

 

[Old Moparz]

That was great.

[Charger_Croatia]

 

[tan top]

  good one,

[Charger4404spd]

Good one!