The wife, the money, the............

[Alaskan_TA]

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.

"Uh, no," he said.

She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her undies and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

"No!" he said, now really intrigued.

"Well then, you better go look at your Charger in the garage............"

[mauve66]

 

couldn't find a gun so i'll just use the sawzall on her