Food that's bad for you

[Fred]

A  doctor was addressing a large audience in Melbourne  ...  

"The  material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of  us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and  dye.

Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is  loaded with MSG.

High transfat diets can be disastrous and  none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in  our drinking water.

But, there is one thing that is the most  dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it.

Can  anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief  and suffering for years after eating it?"  


After  several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row  raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake." 

[A383Wing]

does yer wife know you posted this?

[mauve66]

i think that was HER using his login..................................

[Fred]

i think that was HER using his login..................................

As a matter of fact, it was ME using his login.  HE.......wouldn't have dared!

Mrs. Fred.   

[mauve66]

at least you have him scared straight

[Fred]

at least you have him scared straight

Yes, I started obedience training almost as soon as we met. I saw no point letting his best learning years go to waste.  
Mrs. Fred