I found Gray Thingy in the desert

[skip68]

On my way to Santa Barbara I saw this idiot hitchhiking.   I pulled over and guess what?   It's Gray Thingy trying to run away.  Look how shocked he was to see me. Lol.   So, now I guess him and I will be doing a road trip together for a week or so.  

[twodko]

A desert dildo?

[bakerhillpins]

A desert dildo?

And I bet the look on his face is because Skippy only has one place to stow him for the trip.  

[Patronus]

Be sure to get him some lotion.

[mrsskip68]

 

[mauve66]

definitely something in the water out in Pahrump

[mrsskip68]

definitely something in the water out in Pahrump

Awww, your just jealous your not as creative/stupid/funny as Skip68! 

[mauve66]

definitely something in the water out in Pahrump

Awww, your just jealous your not as creative/stupid/funny as Skip68! 

were you not sure which one to use or do they all apply??

[mrsskip68]

They all apply. I could add other descriptions, but thought i'd be kind today! 

[mauve66]

 
poor skippy, what would we do without him??

[Budnicks]

what the hell is it ??, looks like a cactus with out any thorns/needles

[mrsskip68]

I know, but not telling!!! 

[mauve66]

or womens garden glove finger

[mrsskip68]

Nope, and nope! 

[A383Wing]

1) I do not know where it's been

2) I do not know what it is

3) I do not want to know where it's gonna end up  (in Skippy)

Bryan

[Fred]

Well it's about bloody time............I lost it over a year ago!

[JB400]

I'm surprised you guys don't recognize it's a handle to a tool.  Something like a shovel or rake.

Anyhow, Skip has been carjacked by this grey thingy and holding him hostage out in the desert somewhere, and no rescue party has been organized yet.   

[twodko]

I can't even imagine the violations his body is suffering.  Try to be strong skip.

[mrsskip68]

I'm surprised you guys don't recognize it's a handle to a tool.  Something like a shovel or rake.

Nope! Your wrong!!!!! You'll never get it!!! 

[JB400]

Who says I want it?

[Fred]

That's right......who in their right mind would want it. It's pretty much worn out!

[mrsskip68]

You couldn't handle it!!! But you'll never figure out what it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[JB400]

Obviously, you can't handle it either

On a side note, inside door handle.

[tsmithae]

looks to me like the top rubber piece of a crutch.

[oldgold69]

 it's probably skips anal probe

[mauve66]

I'm surprised you guys don't recognize it's a handle to a tool.  Something like a shovel or rake.

Anyhow, Skip has been carjacked by this grey thingy and holding him hostage out in the desert somewhere, and no rescue party has been organized yet.  

you noticed that huh?, still nothing..............................

[mrsskip68]

mauve66, can you team up with Stroker and look for my skippy?    In return i will give you 5 scooby snacks EACH!!!!   

[JB400]

mauve66, can you team up with Stroker and look for my skippy?    In return i will give you 5 scooby snacks EACH!!!!    

If that's all I'm allowed, Pebbles can find her own Bam Bam.  Now, if you start talking boxes...

[mrsskip68]

Im sure i could round up a few cardboard boxes! Why? Did you house melt in the rain?  j/k!

[JB400]

Im sure i could round up a few cardboard boxes! Why? Did you house melt in the rain?   j/k!

Are you trying to be the Wicked Witch of the West ?

[mrsskip68]

Ok, ok, three full boxes of scooby snacks AND you get to hug skip68 when you find him!!!! Deal???   

[A383Wing]

I guess I'm at a loss here as to why we have to be bribed to find him....what make you even think we even want him? He's yours...you got the papers to prove it Lisa.... 

Bryan

[mrsskip68]

 

[A383Wing]

I think I struck a nerve....I don't think she likes me anymore

Bryan

[JB400]

I doubt it.  That's what happens when she leaves the cage unlocked.  Tweety gets out and Granny's too old to get out of the rocking chair and go out looking for him

[A383Wing]

Hell, I would have left the gate open years ago and bread crumbs leading all the way to the state line for him to follow

Bryan

[mrsskip68]

I doubt it.  That's what happens when she leaves the cage unlocked.  Tweety gets out and Granny's too old to get out of the rocking chair and go out looking for him

YOUR TOAST!!!!!!

[JB400]

I doubt it.  That's what happens when she leaves the cage unlocked.  Tweety gets out and Granny's too old to get out of the rocking chair and go out looking for him

YOUR TOAST!!!!!!

At least I'm buttered both sides

[A383Wing]

I say don't bother trying to go out and find him, treat him like the family pet:

Leave the porch light on, put some food and water out in front by the door.

He will find his way home, when he gets hungry enough

Bryan 

[oldgold69]

 

[mrsskip68]

I think the grey thingy has taken over skip,.........I'm so afraid!!! Can any cops on the board put a bolo out on both?

[mauve66]

maybe this is a lead up to their "infamous" april fools day threads...........................................
oh yeah, in three weeks i'm going to Maui...............

[oldgold69]

wowie

[Budnicks]

I'm surprised you guys don't recognize it's a handle to a tool.  Something like a shovel or rake.

Nope! Your wrong!!!!! You'll never get it!!! 

does it vibrate ??

[jfreakofkorn]

Its green and its smiling, hmmm 

[CB]

A desert dildo?

And I bet the look on his face is because Skippy only has one place to stow him for the trip.