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How do you decide who to marry, and other questions (written by kids)

Started by SeattleCharger, February 16, 2006, 12:21:21 PM

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SeattleCharger

   
Ok, kids answering questions may seem corny, but they are pretty funny, IMO.

   HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY(written by kids)   

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like   
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

   WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
 
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

   HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

   WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.   
-- Lori, age 8

   WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
 
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

   WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

   IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

   HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?    *
-- Kelvin, age 8
 
   And the #1 Favorite is.....   
   
   HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?   

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
****
-- Ricky, age 10


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