How much can a Koala bare?

[Fred]

That doesn't surpise me one bit. Being covered in chocolate can leave you a little blurry.

[Fred]

We've got a thunderstorm happening here so don't be surprised if I disappear off the radar. Power's bound to go out.

[JB400]

Did someone have too much moose?

[Fred]

That would make it meeses wouldn't it?

[polywideblock]

all depends on if your scotish or not  theres a moose in the hoose theres a moose in the hoose

[Fred]

all depends on if your scotish or not   theres a moose in the hoose theres a moose in the hoose

How did it get loose?  I thought stroker was waiting for it.

[JB400]

Wouldn't he be worse than Goldilocks?  We should have him arrested.

[Fred]

Who?

[JB400]

Was we talking about the moose in the hoose?

[Fred]

How about we talk about the other thing?

[polywideblock]

what other thing would that be  choclate billbies or loose mooses?

[JB400]

If we can talk bilbys can we also talk playboy bunnies?  They're just as sweet

[polywideblock]

lots better to eat

[JB400]

I think they're just as good for you as well

[Fred]

My advice is this................
Don't let your dingle dangle in the dirt
Keep it in your pocket where it can't get hurt!

[polywideblock]

make sure its not the pocket with your keys   you and your thunderstorms if i could go out side i couldn't see 2" in front of me seesh

[Fred]

Is it that bad up there?  We're having a super summer but could do with some rain.

[JB400]

I'm chillin up here.  Winter storm warning with freezing rain, snow, and near whiteout conditions possible.  I could use a bed warmer

[polywideblock]

eastcoast low moving down the coast slowly   

[JB400]

Put it in the charger and speed it up a little

[Fred]

I'm chillin up here.  Winter storm warning with freezing rain, snow, and near whiteout conditions possible.  I could use a bed warmer

Well don't go looking for a moose!

[polywideblock]

what do the mooses or is that meeses    do when the whethers crap like now?

[Fred]

Obviuosly they don't go knocking on stroker's door, he's still waiting.    

[JB400]

Luckily, I don't have moose to deal with.  White tails, yes, too many actually.  They can kill a car in an instant

[Fred]

Yers, those things are big. Not as big as our bunyips though.