How much can a Koala bare?

[Fred]

Pretty good eating.

[polywideblock]

don't mind a plate of crawchies, i like them while they are still hot straight out of the boiler

[Fred]

Speaking of hot.........i was running around in my thongs today and stubbed my toe on a blue tongue. Struth! did I cry bloody murder!

[polywideblock]

did he bite you they can be hard to get off     

[Fred]

He did a jig and a couple of skinks joined in. Next minute the kookas were bombarding my toes mistaking them for the skinks and I had to make a run for the dunny.
Got there with my toes in tact!

[polywideblock]

hope you checked for red backs

[Fred]

I did and for white tails too.

[polywideblock]

do you have funnel-webs down your way

[Fred]

I bloody well hope not. We've already got enough of everything else. Oh, except cane toads but then I hear they're only just a hop, skip & a jump away!

[polywideblock]

yea we've had a couple but they think that they hitched a ride,there at port maquarie i think not that far see lot of people eating frogs wonder if a cane toad is good after skinning   poison is on back of head/neck everything tries to eat them but gets poisoned  take the poison away?

[Fred]

I wouldn't touch one with a 10 foot pole.

[polywideblock]

just a thought pops up every time i watch duck dynasty(frogs)

[Fred]

I'd put it on the back burner.

[Darkman]

Fair suck of the sav! I wouldn't rock up to a barbie unless I was wearing me stubbies and there was plenty of dead horse and a slab of VB.

Streuth, shielas with a fiery map of tassie means they would be pushing sh*t uphill if they want a root

Get on the dog and bone and give a cobber the heads up

[Fred]

Mate, as long as you're knocking at my door with your feet........you're always welcome!

[polywideblock]

jezz another dinky di 

[Darkman]

Bloody oath mate!

[Fred]

Are you fairdinkum?

[Fred]

jezz another dinky di 

Crikey!   dinky di................I haven't heard that expession in yonks!

[polywideblock]

must be showin me age  jezz how many of us are there?

[Fred]

I count 3 bags full.

[polywideblock]

got ,got by the brown bombers today 86 bucks   9:15 in the morning    bastards

[Fred]

At 9.15 you'd have been better off stuck in traffic. You wouldn't of got done in for that.
86 bucks..........what a bummer.
Bloody Yobbo!

[Fred]

Going to a corroboree at the stockade next week. Anybody want to come?  Just love those didgeridoos when blown properly. Entry is gold coin. Glue sniffing's free.

[JB400]

Can I trade in my silver spoon to get in?