How much can a Koala bare?

[JB400]

Wouldn't a ladie's side saddle be more appropriate?

[polywideblock]

Geez, that's bad luck. I was hoping to come back as a stock whip or maybe even a paddy wack.

just so long as it wasn't a tobacco pouch or a bottle opener

[Fred]

I do like those kanga paw openers, an absolute must have for the home bar in the mancave.

[Fred]

Wouldn't a ladie's side saddle be more appropriate?

You little beauty stroker, sounds to me like you've got your thinking cap on. I can finally  come into contact with a Jillaroo.

[JB400]

Don't you know you have to meet the jackalope first?

[Fred]

Don't have them here in Aussieland but managed to bring one back with me on my last visit to USA. He was pretty easy to subdue once I got hold of him by the horns.
In our country we have Jackaroo's

[JB400]

I do believe they are kissing cousins though.

[Fred]

I hope you mean the jackaroo's and jillaroo's. I'd hate to think what might be created if you're talking about jackalopes and jackaroo's.       

[JB400]

Jillaroos and georgia peaches could be mighty tastey though

[Fred]

I have to go and down a tinny.  I want to play my didgeridoo and that needs plenty of lubrication.

[JB400]

I guess you have peach pie on the menu?

[Fred]

Over here it's lemon meringue or pavlova.  Want some?

[JB400]

Only if the peaks are pointed  What else do you serve your meringue pie with?

[polywideblock]

anything you want it goes with everything

[Fred]

I'm looking forward to some peach cobbler.  Gonna try it in the dutch oven, it works well with damper.

[JB400]

When will your iron maiden be serving?  I need time to wash my paws.

[Fred]

As soon as the dust clears. Better get on your brumby right now and head out.

[JB400]

That belongs to the Italian.  I'll flat foot it over there. You'll wait won't you?

[Fred]

I will wait but don't dilly dally. How many of you bushwackers are coming? I need to know so that I can wack enough spuds on the barbie and have a good supply of tinny's on hand.

[polywideblock]

if it more than a couple you'll have to put some snags on the barbie

[Fred]

No worries mate! 

[polywideblock]

sounds like a beut arvo  ,bonza mate 

[JB400]

I'll bring some cats to fry up as well.  How many notes did you hand out?

[Fred]

Are you heading off to China? You're going the wrong way. Just give that brumby free rein and he'll soon have you back on track. Hurry up, the beer's getting piss warm.

[JB400]

I just pulled them out of the creek, why ship them across the pond? That's allright, I  don't tip anyway.