How much can a Koala bare?

[JB400]

Where did you put them last?  Look there first.  I can't encircle them, too many indians.  We'll have to just hold out as long as we can.

[Fred]

Well maybe we can circle our wagons instead and we can build a campfire and skip to my Lou.

[JB400]

I'm already a little lou lou.  Did anyone else bring their little wagon, or just us?  It'll take a few more to get a full circle.  Or, do we just keep going until dizzy?  I already have spells and potions.

[Fred]

Maybe we can just spin a top and watch it, that'll send me into orbit in no time. If only there were some way we can soften the blow when we come crashing back down to Earth though, I always land with a resounding thump. The last one gave off such a shockwave it triggered an tsunami a hundred miles off shore. Lucky we weren't out in the boat at the time. We'd have been gonners for sure.

[JB400]

FYI:  A boat is actually one of the safest places to be during a tsunami if your out that far.  You'll feel the wave, but it won't be as tall compared to with it being closer to land.


Put on your wing suit.  You'll be a flying squirrel or we can attach a string and make you into a kite.  Don't let Benny fly you around though   You'll be in for a shocker

[Fred]

I haven't got a wing suit.............there in lies the problem!!!!!

Maybe we could put up a trampoline? Of course, there's always the off chance that'll send me straight back into orbit.

[JB400]

Maybe you'll fly by a bird so you can pluck a few feathers or you could use your shirt as a parachute.  Bungi cord?

[Fred]

I don't like bungi jumping. The last time I tried it I hit my head. Whatever's in there hasn't been quite right in it ever since. And then I lost my grey thingy, it took up residency at skips place and doesn't want to come home and it's all just coming apart at the seams.
And now I can't find my pills or my specs...........how much can a koala bare I ask you.


I WONDER WHO'S READING THIS CRAP BESIDES US?

[JB400]

Can a koala bare more than a grizzly?  The world may never know








You'd be surprised at how many actually read these off threads.  At least we can provide a little entertainment.  Question is, do the mods even bother reading this stuff?

[Fred]

I don't think so, a grizzly's much bigger and therefore has more to bare.







The mods would have to be nuts, they've got to much else to get through.  (if any mod is reading this.........I mean it in the nicest possible way)

[JB400]

Koala's have it easy as well.  It's like they're on a lifetime vacation.








Even the mods need a good laugh every now and then.

[Fred]

Look at it from the koala's view point........Is your idea of a great vacation spending time in a tree house?
It's not mine. 

[JB400]

Well, I guess a grizzly has it alright then.  They get to go hiking in the woods, snatch picnic baskets, and go fishing.  Then, there's that long winter's nap.  Don't wake me up too early, I'll be a bear when I wake up

[Fred]

How about we get down to the bear essentials.............has anyone seen Goldilocks today?

[A6USMC]

I do not see her, but i will look when we go down the shore                         ( do I get it ?)

[JB400]

Was that her I seen with Linsay Lohan boarding the boat?

[Fred]

                     ( do I get it ?)

If you tell me what it is, I'll let you know.    On the other hand, do you really want it?




Linsay Lohan!  stop the boat, I want to get off.

[Fred]

I do not see her, but i will look when we go down the shore                         ( do I get it ?)

Ok but if you're going to go to the shore just watch you step.

I heard that........
Jeremy Jim went down to the sea,
He was going to catch a crab for tea,
But ouch! my toe cried Jeremy Jim,
Because you see.........the crab caught him.

So if you are going to the shore.........be careful where you tread.  

[JB400]

Do you think he should two step instead?

[Fred]

Does he know how to two step? Shouldn't we ask him first?  Two stepping's not easy you know. Besides, who's going to two step with him?
Are you trying to lead him up the garden path?.

[JB400]

Well, if he doesn't know how to two step around the crabs, would you suggest that he side step then?

[Fred]

Side stepping is a much better idea. After all a lot of crabs do too so he'll stand a better chance of not being nipped.
Has he gone to the shore already? I hope he didn't fall in. 

[JB400]

Maybe he saw seashells on the seashore and bailed.  We were sinking for a while.

[Fred]

Is he being quite contrary? Too many silver bells and cockle shells and only sea water to quench their thirst.

[JB400]

Did he even make it to the shore?  Maybe he caught a whale of a tail and never made it.