How much can a Koala bare?

[Fred]

Can we just hobble them or string them along a little bit longer? I see land ahead. If poly hasn't gone belly up, we may find him on dry land and with a bit of luck he's got some bush tucker ready for us. I'm starved.

Who said anything about bonking them..........wash your mind out with soap.

[JB400]

You can't hobble them along while they're lollygagging.  That's rude.  Are you sure that's land?  It could be a giant turtle.

[Fred]

Lets set the brothers ashore to find out. And no monkey business.

[JB400]

Can the observations of the bros reliable enough to make such a trip?  Wouldn't a monkey be more reliable?  Any food that he finds, he'd bring back.

[Fred]

But are they going to find any food on a giant turtle?

[JB400]

Wouldn't a giant turtle be the same as a giant seafood buffet?

[Fred]

Could we just gather berries and grubs instead? I don't have it in me to see the turtle harmed.  Besides, there's a good chance we may need it to tow us back out to sea as we've no baked beans left and therefore can't break wind  in order to set sail on our own.

[JB400]

Berries would be fine, but I see no need in slautering the turtle.  Any turtle large enough to land on will be shelter for crustaceans and smaller fish quite like a moving corral.  As far as using it as a tug boat is out of the question.  It would pull us down and out when it dives.  Until poly returns with the engine, I think our best bet would be the monkeys with paddles until they unionize and request better living conditions and higher pay.

[Fred]

There's no pay for anyone! This is a pleasure cruise we're all on. Nobody has to be here if they don't want to be (as poly has already proven..............where the Tasmanian devil is he?)

[JB400]

He was here earlier tonight.   I wonder if my polywog slipup had anything to do with it?  I posted it last night, felt bad, and changed it.  Maybe we're no fun for him anymore.

[Fred]

Us Aussies are more thick skinned than that........don't you know they tan our hides when we're dead?
Should we send out a search party?




check out the words to the song "tie me kangaroo down"  you'll see what I mean.

[JB400]

I think he'll chime in when he's ready.  Just call me soft hearted.

[Fred]

Maybe he's on a hot date.

[JB400]

Would you be on here in the last 30 mins. if you had a hot date?

[Fred]

Has anyone heard from Major Mitchell yet?

[JB400]

Wasn't this birdbrain suppose to report to you when he arrived?  Does he even know what you look like?

[Fred]

Well yes, but I haven't seen hide nor feather of him.
Did you put out a plate of sunflower seeds for him like I told you?

[JB400]

Yes, I did.  But, they didn't last long

[Fred]

Well you need to put some more out, that's the only sure thing that will see Major Mitchell coming flying.

[JB400]

It'll be another 3 months before the sun comes out again.  Will a moon pie satisfy him?

[Fred]

Where the hell are we???

[JB400]

Did we lose the navigator as well?

[Fred]

You've lost me!       

[JB400]

We're doomed   Where's Poly when you need him?

[Fred]

It seems like everyone's jumped ship and I can hear the kookaburras laughing in the old gum tree!