How much can a Koala bare?

[JB400]

We're gonna have to train those monkeys to steer the boat more better.  We got way off course   Where's the Captain?

[Fred]

I thought he walked the plank?




If I had three months of snow outside of my front door............I wouldn't be living where I am.  An hour and a half away is perfect.

[JB400]

Then, who's in charge of the boat?

[polywideblock]

he might have flown away.if so he'll be back latter

[Fred]

I thought I was the only one that was flying today?

We're not heading into a storm are we?

[polywideblock]

doesn't it all depend on which airway you fly with and how high you fly   

[JB400]

We're  not on Jet Blue are we?

[Fred]

We're not on any jet, we're in a boat.  I want to know where we keep the plonk. It's way past happy hour.
Shall we anchor for the night or just let the boat drift and take us where it will?

[polywideblock]

at least at anchor there shouldn't be any unexpected events,hard to deal with if you've been marinating in plonk

[Fred]

I'm only half pickled so far.

[polywideblock]

you aren't  trying hard enough

[Fred]

I need a larger sized vat so that I can dive in head first.

[JB400]

We could empty the jacuzzi.  Refill with plonk, turn the heat on, and enjoy

[Fred]

That's the best idea you've had all week.  Using your noggin really pays off.  One question though,  where are we going to get the plonk to fill it with?
And who's diving in first?

[Fred]

Copped some much welcome ran yesterday but today we're sitting in the soup.

[polywideblock]

humidity is the real killer ,we had 120mm one day and a 36* day next    hope you get a bit of soaking rain   

[Fred]

Hope stroker didn't drown in the plonk filled jacuzzi. I warned him about diving in head first.

[polywideblock]

got to at least hold your breath

[Fred]

Have you got a snorkel handy? I need to go try find him.

[polywideblock]

watch out for bunyips

[JB400]

OK! Who gave the monkey a frozen chocolate covered banana?  Don't you realize they are allergic to chocolate and he almost choked on the banana.  Darn thing needed the Heimlich    He'll recover though.  He's on a banana pudding IV mixed with Jack, coke, and some habenero.  The other monkeys refuse to row until he's up and running.  They're listening to a combination of Polka and disco dressed in cowboy boots and boxers.

Did Poly bring the satellite phone so we can order some more plonk for the jacuzzi or shall we step up for some Chardonnay?  Order me a pizza while your at it.  I want stuffed crust with extra anchovies and cheese.  I need the anchovies for bait.  I need to catch some jelly for a sandwhich.  I believe it comes in a box.

Looks like we're adrift for a while.

[Fred]

They're listening to a combination of Polka and disco dressed in cowboy boots and boxers.

Order me a pizza while your at it.  I want stuffed crust with extra anchovies and cheese.  I need the anchovies for bait.  I need to catch some jelly for a sandwhich.  I believe it comes in a box.

Looks like we're adrift for a while.

You're not just a pretty face ......are you. 

Yes, jelly does come in a box but you need to boil up the billy..........we need to add hot water and then we have to let it set which is a good thing because while we're waiting, it will give Major Mitchell a chance to catch up with us. He said he was promised he could captain the boat. I told him not to get his feather's in a flap and that it will only take him half a day as the crow flies to catch us up. Boy did he put up a squawk but in the end the thought of all the crackers on board won him over and he said it would do him good to spread his wings a little.  Just don't let him land on your head...........that hurts!   

[JB400]

Throw the billy in the jacuzzi. He'll loosen up a little.    You're captain better hurry up and get here.  We'll have to start stuffing pillows with crackers.  Gotta have a place to sleep tonight.  Did you pull the keys out of the monkeys?  They're all wound up.

[Fred]

The only thing that's going to get those monkeys unwound is a good wack over the head with their paddles. Will you do it or shall I? Can't ask poly, looks like he's jumped ship, the bushwacker! Lost site of him while I was diving around in the jacuzzi looking for you.

[JB400]

I think he went diving for the engine.  He just needed some motivation.  At least he's working on his motor skills.  We can't use the paddles to bonk the monkeys.  They'll start jumping on the beds.  Do you want to play mother or doctor?  You have to use a holy mackeral to get them to unwind.