How much can a Koala bare?

[JB400]

Did they do something wrong or did they do something right?

[polywideblock]

weren't they just inocent bystanders?caught in the flood with the monkeys and everyone else crowded boat, need to play spin the monkey and make him squeal  .see who to throw overboard

[JB400]

I'm surprised they didn't try to shave the cat

[polywideblock]

nothing like a bald pussy 

[JB400]

Did you give them sunscreen for the cat?

[Fred]

Isn't Peter Sellers in there somewhere? And Barbra Streisand too?

[JB400]

How big of a canoe is this thing?

[polywideblock]

this  would be called a boat wouldn't it?

[JB400]

So, when is everyone sailing away in this gravy boat?

[Fred]

As soon as the wind picks up...........we need to feed those monkey's some beans.

[polywideblock]

same form of propulsion as your dog?   

[Fred]

Good point. Maybe I can put him to good use............hoist the main sail, we're off. Hurry up if you want to get on board, she's starting to drift away from the plank.

[polywideblock]

looks like that boat sailed long ago   

[Fred]

Bloody oath it did and I hope we're all on board because it's not coming back!

[JB400]

  I forgot to pack a spare breakfast.  Anybody have an extra banana split?

[Fred]

I'm affraid not, the monkey's have already split it between themselves. We've got plenty of vegimite on toast though. That stuff lasts 15 years past it's expiry date (I'm speaking from expierience here) so we won't have to go hungry.

Did you pack anything?

[JB400]

Oh yeah, I'm set.  MFR's last forever.  I just had a craving for a banana split.   I'll have to go without.  Where's this boat headed anyway?  We better have a good captain.

[Fred]

Yikes! is he even on board? I think we left him behind. Anyway, he's too busy governing the country and chasing down giant spotted quolls. Besides what we really need is someone that can throw a boomerang so we can have some bush tucker along the way. Can't smear vegimite on your soles............well you can but you wouldn't want to get a mouthful.
We'll have to detour to Kangaroo island along the way and hope someone's home.

[JB400]

Well, the motor went overboard miles back.  We'll have to organize the monkeys with the paddles.  Any chances there are bananas left to bribe them?  Or shall we restrain them with bread ties?

[Fred]

The monkeys aren't the problem. It's those damn Marx brothers. Carrying on like 2 bob watches. Can we make them walk the plank and just get rid of them. Then at least we'll have room for a dutch oven and a billy and we can get down to fixing supper. A split banana didn't do it for me.........it barely touched the sides.

[JB400]

If they're full of air, we need them.  They can blow on the sail. We'll have to take the monkeys down below though.  They'll tear the sail into hammocks and slingshot themselves overboard.  We can't have a billy on here either.  Remember what happened to the last one?

[Fred]

A we sailing a double decker boat? I didn't realise we had a "down below"  here's me thinking we were going to have to sleep under the stars tonight, instead we can take cover.  Refresh my memory..........what happened to the billy?
The monkey's have been hog tied for the night so the sails are safe.

[polywideblock]

don't know about the monkeys or the double decker boat but  all the billy's have been smoked and everyone's cruising   

[JB400]

What kind of boat are we actually on? I'm glad you got the monkeys tied, how'd you do it?

As far as the last billy, he didn't like the boat all that well.  We tied him to the motor to help calm him down.  He went baserk and took the motor with him.  He's probably halfway home now.

[Fred]

Someone's high as a kite!

I believe I'm flying. I've sprouted wings.