How much can a Koala bare?

[Fred]

Is that what they say in the valley? I wouldn't know, I'm up in the hills.

[polywideblock]

is that a trace of snobery i detect?

[Fred]

well I didn't want to say it but we do have to look down our noses to see the people below.   

[JB400]

On a level surface though, he has to look up to you

[polywideblock]

 

[Fred]

On a level surface though, he has to look up to you

have you got him sitting on your shoulders?

[JB400]

As a matter of fact, he does.  Crackers shut him up though

[polywideblock]

no monkey on my back   

[JB400]

Where do you keep him then?

[Fred]

Do I need to say it?  he's in the boat with his 3 mates and 4 paddles!

[JB400]

That is one wierd orgy

[polywideblock]

are the paddles to beet them off

[Fred]

No, the paddles are for rowing the boat merrily up the creek.

[Fred]

Just watching the floods on the news, it's all pretty devastating.
One thing's for sure, we will never be flooded up here. Burnt to a crisp maybe but  flooding is something we don't have to worry about..

[JB400]

Don't they lose the paddles going up the creek though?

[Fred]

Not if they hang onto them!

[JB400]

I thought they were hanging 10?

[polywideblock]

if they are in a creek up this way there out to sea with the owl and the pussycat  

[JB400]

That must be one crowded boat

[polywideblock]

have to draw straws to see who goes first

[Fred]

Don't forget the Marx Brothers are in that boat too.

[JB400]

Who's captain?

[Fred]

It was Bligh but in the end the monkey's got the better of him.  They shipped him off to Australia and he ended up running the country.

[JB400]

The monkeys have committed mutiny?  They'll have to hang curtains for that

[polywideblock]

what about the owl and the pussy cat ?