How much can a Koala bare?

[polywideblock]

4:30 pm "tea" time    speaking of which better see what i can burn tonight

[JB400]

11:30 pm dinner done and gone.  Are you cooking for yourself, or wifey not that good in the kitchen?

[polywideblock]

no wifey anymore    only thing i really miss is not having to cook every meal.had the  3 main food groups steak,taters and gravy   

[Fred]

I'm having trouble with my pc. Originally took it for repairs because windows live mail stopped working.....got that fixed but have had other issues with it ever since I got it back and every time it goes back to fix the new problem............something else gets screwed up. This time I get it home and have found that I've lost all my data.........photos, documents, email correspondence and contacts...........EVERYTHING! wiped clean yet all he had to do was istall a program to make windows updates work again!!!! (which was working properly along with everything else he's had to fix since he started messing with it and now isn't)  And all this for $200.00. Five times back and forth and endless frustration.
Oh and all my favourite sights are gone as well......nothing left in favourites at all.

[polywideblock]

i got the dreaded "blue screen of death "had to buy a new"puter" know exactly what your going through,hardest part was remembering all the web sites for favourites.  on the plus side i found a whole heap more that i didn't have before

[JB400]

Don't you guys know of a thing called a backup disc?  Which reminds me

[polywideblock]

whats a backup dick?     sorry i misread

[JB400]

Isn't that your lovers playtoy?

[polywideblock]

you mean the rubber brother in the draw 

[JB400]

Either that, or the guy you don't know about

[Fred]

Speaking of draws............is she wearing any?  Or is she wearing bloomers?

[JB400]

Is that the thing that needs a key to keep her from seeing the guy you don't know about?

[Fred]

I thought that a chastity belt.

[JB400]

I guess that isn't some fancy garter belt then   I thought that was a way to bring power tools into the bedroom

[Fred]

Did you know that power tools can be extremely dangerous in the bedroom?

[Fred]

I found an UFO in the broom cupboard............wife must have caught the bus!

[JB400]

About time, I'm sure the reindeer could use a break.

[Fred]

What's a reindeer doing in the broom cupboard in the first place?

[polywideblock]

peeking

[JB400]

Would you prefer they sleep at the foot of your bed instead?

[Fred]

But wouldn't that make t altogether too many feet?

[JB400]

Not if you sleep in the broom cupboard

[Fred]

So what's in the broom cupboard then?

[polywideblock]

i thought that was where the raindeer was peeking from

[Fred]

I've got heaps of better things in my broom cupboard. Want to come check it out?  Must knock with your feet though otherwise there's no admittance!