How much can a Koala bare?

[Fred]

I'm going to have to ask one of our diggers.

[JB400]

I'm going to have to check too I was thinking blackjack

[Fred]

Two-up is a traditional Australian gambling game, involving a designated 'Spinner' throwing two or three coins into the air. Players gamble on whether the coins will fall with both (obverse) heads up, both (reverse) tails up, or with one coin a head, and one a tail (known as 'Odds'). It is traditionally played on Anzac Day in pubs and clubs throughout Australia, in part to mark a shared experience with Diggers through the ages.

[JB400]

Yeah, I looked it up while you were describing it.  How come it is mostly illegal except on Anzac Day?

[Fred]

It's got me stumped!

[JB400]

I am too  What could be so illegal about tossing two coins and betting on the outcome?

[oldgold69]

no habla 

[polywideblock]

gambling is illegal     only on line tab or cassino's ,at the track or tab   ,just you in your backyard or down the pub will get the traps after you big time    no sp bookies                                                               TAB is our local gambling establishment were you go to put bets on horses ,dogs or footy,fights etc

[Fred]

Eureka! Were you ever dux of the class during your school years?

[JB400]

Surprisingly, we was allowed to play poker in school.  Teachers and principal didn't mind at all.  Just as long as nothing that resembled coinage was in play.  We had a pretty good gig going on at lunch.

[Fred]

Did you get plenty of gawkers?

[JB400]

They usually ended up chipping into the game.

[Fred]

Not monks, were they?

[JB400]

Catholic school

[polywideblock]

how about a brother would that be the same?

[Fred]

What about the father? and isn't there a sister?

[polywideblock]

only saw brothers ,sisters were at "sacredheart"  girls school on the other side of the street many days spent 

[Fred]

Has anyone ever see a crocadoodle?

[polywideblock]

is that a crock that just ate a chook?

[Fred]

     I wouldn't know, I've never seen one!

[polywideblock]

you need to get up the east coast ,from just north of Sydney there are "wildlife parks "with crocks.  biggest in Aust. was at Gosford about 1 hours drive south of me,   BIG doesn't discrib  it     what about a kangawallafox 

[Fred]

I saw a kangawallafox once..........it was after my second bottle of bundaberg. saw plenty of other things too.

I'm still seeing them to this day but not as one.

[polywideblock]

try a goon of "Dr JURDS JUNGLE JUICE" you won't see anything anymore   

[Fred]

Can I ues it to remove oil stains on the garage floor or is it only for drinking?

[JB400]

I thought it's for stripping the hair off a monkey's back?  Or Mrs. Skip's ?