How much can a Koala bare?

[JB400]

That's right, they win in the long run anyway.  Might as well surrender now.

[mrsskip68]

Dear Lisa, going warratah means going bush. Do you still want to come?

Well mine is shaved  , as all well respective ladies do. But if you wanna go shooting in the bush, im on it! one thing...............NO LIVE TARGETS!!!!!!!! 

[JB400]

I deleted that.  I'm already dead

[Fred]

I deleted that.  I'm already dead

Deleted what?

[JB400]

Comment about Lisa shaving.  I figured I'd better not push my luck

[Fred]

Dear Lisa, going warratah means going bush. Do you still want to come?

Well mine is shaved  , as all well respective ladies do. But if you wanna go shooting in the bush, im on it! one thing...............NO LIVE TARGETS!!!!!!!! 

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!
What should we do with the live targets instead?

[mrsskip68]

Feed the animals (Live targets) and brush them? Works for me!!! 

[Fred]

Feed the animals (Live targets) and brush them? Works for me!!! 

Works for me too. All creatures great and small have a right to live. My place is an animal haven. After all...........how much can a koala bare!

As for the other...........do you like the bush? Shall we go walkabout? We can spend some time in the shade of a coolabah tree. 

[mrsskip68]

"Kookaburra sits in the ol' gum tree!" Loved that song when i was a llil kid in music class.

Are you kidding me? Go hiking and explore Australia? Duh!!!!!! Its my second bucket list spot! (Sorry, Tuscany Italy is first!) Third is Ireland, then maybe Alaska.

[Fred]

"Kookaburra sits in the ol' gum tree!" Loved that song when i was a llil kid in music class.

Are you kidding me? Go hiking and explore Australia? Duh!!!!!! Its my second bucket list spot! (Sorry, Tuscany Italy is first!) Third is Ireland, then maybe Alaska.

No Bora Bora then?

[mrsskip68]

Yea sure id love Bora Bora , but Chuck wants to go........................... I meanreally how much fun would that be?

[JB400]

Do the authorities know there will be naked apes roaming around the Outback?

[Fred]

You're coming too aren't you? You said you'd collect some Morton Bay bugs on the way.

[Fred]

Yea sure id love Bora Bora , but Chuck wants to go........................... I meanreally how much fun would that be?

The mind boggles!

[JB400]

How could I not miss it?

[Fred]

I wouldn't let you.

[JB400]

What if I get broadsided?

[Fred]

By whom?
Skippy the bush kangaroo?

[JB400]

Does he like to whack a mole?

[Fred]

No but he likes to give an emu a run for his money.

[JB400]

I thought the salties were the gamblers?

[Fred]

It's humans gambling with there lives if they ignore the saltie warnings.

[JB400]

That's only because the salties have the house advantage.  Can't win it the cards are stacked against you.

[Fred]

Do you want a game of two up? You can place a bet if you like.

[JB400]

How many people are playing?  Gotta track cards you know