How much can a Koala bare?

[Fred]

Shall we ask the jumbuck?

[polywideblock]

wouldn't the wallaroo know

[Fred]

Polly says she wants a cracker

[polywideblock]

no crackers roo tail stew

[Fred]

How about a cockortoo with some damper?

[polywideblock]

goanna friters

[Fred]

Yum, I think I'll put the billy on.

[polywideblock]

to late i'v just done it

[Fred]

Are we having scones with it?

[polywideblock]

jam and cream mmmm    should i give them a helping hand

[Fred]

How are you going to do that? You're not going to ask Malcolm Douglas  to make them are you?

[polywideblock]

i was taking about some help understanding us

[JB400]

I could use some help

[Fred]

The koala is waiting to answer any questions,

[JB400]

Can he grin and bare it?

[polywideblock]

the drop bears are waiting

[Fred]

ok, so where are the dingos?

[JB400]

probably where they wallabie

[polywideblock]

ok, so where are the dingos?

near ayers rock

[Fred]

Do you  mean Uluru?

[polywideblock]

a big rock with dingos                   heres a tiny bit of help not much but some   http://justin.justnet.com.au/oz/australiana/       

[Fred]

good stuff 

So where are the wombats hiding?

[polywideblock]

 aren't they in jenolan caves

[Fred]

I thought there were only tourists in those caves.

[JB400]

Must have had me in mind