Subject: Question and Answer time in class...

[SeattleCharger]

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs.Parks, asked her class "Which human
body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered.

Little Mary stood up angry and said, "You should not be asking 6th
graders a question like that!  I'm going to tell my parents, and they
will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her "Boy,
is she gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of
the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy!"

Billy then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, I have three
things to say 1. you have a dirty mind 2. you didn't read your homework,
and 3. one day you're going to be VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED!"

[ChargerRob]

 

[Blue Pentastar]

So true!! so True!!

[Charger_Fan]

"one day you're going to be VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED!"

I agree, because I'm already spoken for.