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Good Hearing!

Started by SeattleCharger, February 14, 2006, 04:42:58 PM

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A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby
to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady
came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy
smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
"Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into
her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her
robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you
say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked,
"It's got to be your ears!" Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My
ears? Look at these breasts; they are full
and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look
at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part
of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming? That was me."




Why would you want anything else?  Just give me a Charger and I'll be happy.

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