Great Craigslist ad

[Tilar]

No its not mine, I just thought it was funny.

http://lincoln.craigslist.org/cto/3559279516.html

93 Dodge diesel - $6200 (Ohiowa)

Up for sale is probably the last vehicle you will ever need. The good thing is you're probably going to need this vehicle very soon. You see, this truck is able to withstand an EMP attack, solar flares, or whatever it was the Mayans predicted that they screwed the date up on.

It's a '93 Dodge Ram 250.

I know, for most of you that's all I need to say, but I'm a guy that is willing to educate those that have had their head stuck in the sand, driving their hypermilers that get 40 mpg, so I'll give you the rest of the details.

This truck was made in '93 right after Clinton was elected. I think Iacocca knew then that the world was about to end, so he created the last vehicle a true survivalist would ever need. Have you seen the '94s? Yeah, those guys are not gonna make it.

It's got everything you're gonna need: 4 wheel drive....Auto trans...power windows....air conditioning....cruise control. If you're looking for a vehicle with power, look no further. This truck has enough torque that if your goober-assed cousin that has spent the last three years pissing you off finally pushes you over the edge.....You can easily hook up to his doublewide and drag him back into Oklahoma where he belongs.

This truck was painted by Detroit, and detailed by Mother Nature herself. If Dali worked in patina, even he could never hope to produce this beauty.

I drove this warrior truck only about 3000 miles. I couldn't handle the dominance. This type of authority is only designed for certain people. I couldn't cut it, and I knew it. Folks, this truck is an alpha-roll on wheels. (Everytime I would hit the throttle the radio would blare...."THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!" I didn't know what to do, so I'd just get out and start doing pushups until I could completely quote Leonidas when he spoke to Xerxes, "The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a god-king can bleed."

Mucher harder than you'd think when you are "In the moment and being held accountable".

Some of you that aren't quite ready for this type of power may be asking yourselves, "Will this haul a complete model train set?"..."How much imitation crabmeat can I fit behind the seat?"

Well boys, I'm not going to waste your time anymore. This truck is ready to take you to the next level. All you have to do is accept the fact that you're ready to dominate in life. If you're ready to start living life, I don't have to tell you what to do. MOLON LABE!!!!!!!!

Call four zero two three one four 5266.

Those of you wanting to call and help me sell this thing......Don't waste your time. You aren't awesome enough to be involved in this deal.

[rt green]

wow. im still laughing my ass off. that was great. thanks for posting that. that ad will probably sell the truck.     bruce

[Indygenerallee]

 

[hemi68charger]

Very cool  !!!   

....... I'm hoping he's a writer........... If not, he's missed his God-given calling.................

[68X426]

Great stuff - where else can you get Mopar mixed with Okie smack and Spartan cult worship?

A fine post, thanks Tilar. 

[Robert96]

Perfect..... Thanks for the laugh

[41husk]

very inovative marketing!

[kokxville]

  thanks for posting.Laughing my ass off 

[Tilar]

Yeah I thought it was good. I even pushed the button to add a vote for it for the "best of craigslist".

[warpspeed]

It's not sold yet!?

[68CoronetRT]

This was hilarious! I sent the wife a link and all I got in response via text was "You just bought that Mopar... you dont need another car"... few texts later she finally got the fact that it was a joke!!!

Very funny stuff!