Confessions and other great times!

[jar1292]

I didn't mean to derail skips thread about the big bang theory but it made me think we have all been in the off topic discussing in and or around "politics" so I want to help every one relax and reminisce of the good ol' days. What were some of your stupid, crazy, idiotic, things that you have done growing up that you look back on now and wonder how did you survive and would honestly kick your kids a@@ if you knew they even came close to what you did. I will start...

This one time at band camp... Nah just kidding.

OK, so in high school I had (and still have but sits in the field) a 73' highboy that was my high school truck passed down through the family. One Friday night after dropping off my best friends girl friend we decided to tip over her next door neighbors garbage can. so we rolled by and nudged it with the bumper spilling it over. The next day she proceded to tell him of how much of a mess it was the next day. The neighbors were oriental and apparently ate a lot of fish. And when her dad let the dogs out the next morning three hours later there were fish remains scattered through out the block and her two dogs smelled of awful things! That became our new past time late at night cruising the town on garbage nights tipping cans. We never got caught, I don't know how no one ever noticed the only one in town, yellow 73' highboy with strait pipes tipping cans. Oh and she never knew it was us...

So, lets see who has the best story around here, I like others, could go on for days with mischievous, or just down out right stupid things we have done, When we were young and dumb... I'm only 28 so a few are still fresh on my mind....

[moparguy01]

My best stories will never be aired on the internet. It will never go away. 

[Indygenerallee]

When I was 16 I played "Dukes of Hazzard" with my fathers 1985 Chrysler! Railroad ramp!! and my buddy got a black eye when he pounded his head off the roof going 70+ MPH. A few days later dad came and asked what the hell I did to the car and of course I played dumb he takes me out to "show me" and looking at the car the front wheels were toed out something horrendous, I about laughed but I just played stupid and said I dunno! He tried several times to have it aligned but it never would track straight after that! 

[F8-4life]

I once walked acrossed a ledge about 8 inches wide, but 5 stories up while high on percoset (painkiller).

[jar1292]

oh jeez I remember in highschool I went over to Logan, the town over the mountain I went to a party and didn't want to get caught drinking so a buddy gave me a few of those percoset pills... I ended up at another party drinking "Fire and Ice" and got plowed. There was a very attractive gal there in fish net stockings that was STUNNING. the next morning when I woke up I high fived one of my friends for nailing her that night. He and the others all said WHAT are you talking about? and I said don't play stupid I woke up last night and heard those two going at it in the other room... NOPE... that was not the case, when they all busted up and showed me the video tape of me drinking ketchup from the bottle and then proceed to dry hump the couch thinking it was her calling her name! I don't mess with pills and booze any more. And to this day I see her every once in a while and want to crawl under a rock.

*To any one that wants to use this I DO NOT give PERMISSION and in or around any way can anything of what I say be held against me in a court of law.*