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New species of sub-human discovered!

Started by Mytur Binsdirti, January 11, 2013, 05:53:37 AM

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Mytur Binsdirti

They are referred to as "homo slackass-erectus" created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic upper limb gestures,
which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.  The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication.  History shows that this species receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile. 







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NHCharger

Funny stuff, unfortunately the highly fertile remark is spot on.
72 Charger- Base Model
68 Charger-R/T Clone
69 Charger Daytona clone
79 Lil Red Express - future money pit
88 Ramcharger 4x4- current money pit
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Mike DC

  
The fertility is normal.  It's the birth control that is lacking.


my73charger


hawkeye

maybe this is common knowledge but i only recently found out that the practice of walking around with your pants somewhat lowered was used in prisons to signal other inmates that you were "available" for the evening.  i don't think that is something i would want to emulate. 

my73charger

Quote from: hawkeye on January 11, 2013, 03:01:40 PM
maybe this is common knowledge but i only recently found out that the practice of walking around with your pants somewhat lowered was used in prisons to signal other inmates that you were "available" for the evening.  i don't think that is something i would want to emulate. 

:puke:

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Tilar

It was so cold here a week or so ago that those "gangsters" were running around with their pants all the way up.
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



69 OUR/TEA

Now that is funny !!!! :smilielol: BTW, message box is full Mark !!!!

Mytur Binsdirti


Wicked72

 :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: looks like my customers at work!!! MD Maximum Sec Corrections Officer  :rofl:
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The70RT

 I was talking to some officers  they said they love to see that when they are running away with merchandise they stole. They cant steal too much with one hand, and they have a hell of a time running away.  They catch them everytime :smilielol:
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Ram07

Quote from: Tilar on January 11, 2013, 06:20:14 PM
It was so cold here a week or so ago that those "gangsters" were running around with their pants all the way up.

:smilielol:


looks like my kid... :rotz: