Old couple in bed

[67tbird]

Old couple laying in bed, when the geezer starts grunting and groaning and farts under the covers.
She says "what's that?"
he says "7 points!"
so she starts grunting and groaning and farts under the covers.
He says "whats that?"
She says "Tie game!"
so he starts grunting and groaning and craps himself.
She says "what's that?"
He says "Half time, switch sides!"
She retorts "Nope, half time, switch ENDS!"