Poor Guy........

[mrsskip68]

Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

[twodko]

Is this a personal story Lisa? No wonder skippy is "different". 

[JB400]

 

[mrsskip68]

Nah, someone sent it to me and i had to share! 

[tan top]

  aarrrrggghhhhh  , not good 

[skip68]

    And this wouldn't have happened if somebody had locked the front door like she said she did....right Lisa?   

[JB400]

Skip, why didn't you double check?

[Tilar]

 

[mrsskip68]

You know you liked it skippy!  At least he left you a "tip!" Lol! 

[Darkman]

Oh to be at dinner at the Skip's.......

[mrsskip68]

Come on over anytime! 

[JB400]

Is it safe???

[twodko]

Fred was there wasn't he? And he clearly got the top " bunk". 

[mrsskip68]

Only bunkbed in this house is our daughters. So if you think your going there,.......think again.    Lol!

Stroker: Not safe for you. Your too easy! I think you might cry.   

Darkman: I will make sure he takes the meds and put him in his "Special" jacket! Lol!

[JB400]

Well, if you'd hold off on the onions  You know I have sensitive tear ducts.  At least you should for as much as you spy on me    When should we expect to have this formal dinner?   Do I need to bring anything?  Dessert Appetizer Salad How about something to drink, maybe something with an extra "kick" in it   I didn't know Skip was practicing his Houdini act.  How long does it take him to escape?

[twodko]

He doesn't, that's how Lisa controls his "tendency's" 

[lisiecki1]

Well, if you'd hold off on the onions  You know I have sensitive tear ducts.  At least you should for as much as you spy on me    When should we expect to have this formal dinner?   Do I need to bring anything?  Dessert Appetizer Salad How about something to drink, maybe something with an extra "kick" in it   I didn't know Skip was practicing his Houdini act.  How long does it take him to escape?

You don't have to bring the salad, but a willingness to toss it probably wouldn't hurt. 

[mrsskip68]

You guys are funny! 

[Tilar]

 

[Darkman]

Darkman: I will make sure he takes the meds and put him in his "Special" jacket! Lol!

No need for that Lisa! It woud be fun watching Chuck in his natural habitat

Although....watching him strapped up and a dribbling mess could be amusing too (maybe that could be a possibilities after a few bottles of wine  )

[JB400]

I hope skip is not the one cooking   At least put a shirt on

[Tilar]

No need for that Lisa! It woud be fun watching Chuck in his natural habitat

Boy, Now there's a mental picture I didn't need first thing in the morning. 

[skip68]

How do you guys think I feel?  I look in the mirror every day.   

[JB400]

How many times do you have to replace it?

[Tilar]

How do you guys think I feel?  I look in the mirror every day.   

You'd think someone would learn from their mistakes.