Funny online car forum topics?

[Marck]

Hey guys..

Check theese out:

http://www.audiforums.com/forum/off-topic-5/hey-guys-please-help-my-mods-gone-wrong-80267/

http://www.eugeneleafty.com/DEI/Nebraska%20GM%20Modern%20Muscle%20%20View%20topic%20-%20Turbo%20Questions%20(pg%201).htm

I know there's one out there about some guy installing a nitrous system in his car, that he installed all wrong and then went online seeking advice.. Does anyone have a link for this? :-)

[JB400]

I haven't read the 2nd one, but at least I learned how to do a port job on an Audi

[Marck]

Just remembered this one.. You need to read a couple of pages, but it's worth it.. ;-)

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

[chargd72]

These are great!  And they just gave me an idea, stay tuned...

[tan top]

  this honda guy don't  know anything ,  ever one knows you  to filter the sand first &  mix it 3:1 with water    

Just remembered this one.. You need to read a couple of pages, but it's worth it.. ;-)

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

yeah remember that one   funny

[bill440rt]

Wasn't there one on the Mustang forums that was epic? Can't find that one...

[SnoPro440]

Not a car one but funny none the less.   *EDIT, it was already posted above. 

[Dino]

Wasn't there one on the Mustang forums that was epic? Can't find that one...

http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-general-discussion/368307-im-done-with-this-car.html     

[bill440rt]

Wasn't there one on the Mustang forums that was epic? Can't find that one...

http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-general-discussion/368307-im-done-with-this-car.html     

That was it!! 
Best one EVER!!! 

[Dino]

Wasn't there one on the Mustang forums that was epic? Can't find that one...

http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-general-discussion/368307-im-done-with-this-car.html     

That was it!! 
Best one EVER!!! 

Agreed.  The energy drink in the bike's fuel tank was great but this one takes the cake.   

[JB400]

That Mustang one deserves a new reward created for stupidity.

I like the sig of the original poster.   I want to go fast, but don't know how


I do want to take a moment and thank Troy for not allowing all of those damn ads on this site.  Those would be a pain to have to look at regularly.  Thanks Troy

[polywideblock]

love the direct exhaust  injection ,what a retard

[daveco]

I thought this was a very helpful and well thought out response to the guy that poured the energy drink into his motorcycle gas tank:

Re: Bike won't start after using NOS fuel additive

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Quote:
Originally Posted by sti2gsxr 
OK I get it, I'm an idot.

But I still need to fix my bike so does anyone know where to start?

first you'll need to prop the tank up, then remove the airbox. place some dynamite right there on top of the throttle bodies and reassemble. make sure your wick is long enough to run away from shrapnel. ignite the explosives and run like hell. make sure you're doing this in a remote location. after the explosion, go back and find any pieces of the bike leftover that have the VIN number on it and take them with you. call your insurance company and report it stolen. get paid and buy a new bike.   
   

[tan top]

Wasn't there one on the Mustang forums that was epic? Can't find that one...

http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-general-discussion/368307-im-done-with-this-car.html     

thats a good one  D'oH