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Started by jaak, December 21, 2012, 12:05:29 AM

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Alaskan_TA

#1
December 21, 2012, 12:10:31 AM
[Cheerleader voice on]

Give me an H!

I have two zeros!

Give me a T!

Give me an E!

Give me an R!

Give me a S!

What does it spell?!!

h00ters!

[Cheerleader voice off]

JB400

#2
December 21, 2012, 12:12:42 AM
Some people have a lot of nerve :flame:  I think we ought to string em up by his bowtie. I'd make a stockcar out of his car if it was mine.   Here's his discription.

It's not quite the General Lee, it's better! This is the General Jackson, and instead of a Mopar it's a Chevy. (Would any real redneck Southern boy want a Mopar? Come on, Man!) And it has a newly rebuilt 350. The body is in good condition and the interior looks great except for the usual cracks in the dash panel. The only thing wrong with it is that I just put a turbo 350 transmssion in it and for some reason it doesn't want to go into gear. (It may or may not be a bad transmssion, I'm still trouble shooting that problem.) But since I like trading for new toys I'm hoping someone will offer me a trade. I'd prefer a truck, SUV, 4X4 or a car from the 50's, 60's, 70's, or 80's. I would even consider accepting cash if the price is right. So if you have something to offer in trade or would like to offer the right amount of cash then you could be cruising around pretending to be Bo Duke. (Cousin Daisy not included, sorry.) Text any offers (go ahead and make an offer, I've been known to trade for weird things) to 423, nine nine nine, 2808. I prefer textx as I'm driving alot and lose cell phone receiption frequently.

tan top

#3
December 21, 2012, 06:20:00 AM
Quote from: Alaskan_TA on December 21, 2012, 12:10:31 AM
[Cheerleader voice on]

Give me an H!

I have two zeros!

Give me a T!

Give me an E!

Give me an R!

Give me a S!

What does it spell?!!

h00ters!

[Cheerleader voice off]






thanks !!
  quickly read your  reply ,before i clicked on the link , thought it was going to be women in short skirted out fits with various body parts ready to bust out & long legs :cryin:
:lol:
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billfury

#4
December 21, 2012, 06:54:03 AM
 :badidea: :puke: And that's all I have to say about that.

Cooter

#5
December 21, 2012, 07:14:47 AM
There's a line at Different...This idiot crossed it.
" I have spent thousands of dollars and countless hours researching what works and what doesn't and I'm willing to share"

Dino

#6
December 21, 2012, 12:08:41 PM
Tsss doesn't he know the double zero is a stang?
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

F8-4life

#7
December 21, 2012, 12:16:17 PM
You know that guy is a closet mopar fan, just look at how he painted his chevy. Actually I think alot of chevy guys are just pissed they are priced out of the mopar game.

polywideblock

#8
December 21, 2012, 12:24:02 PM
maybe he's dyslexic!!! really thought he was making the GL :smilielol:


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squeakfinder

#9
December 21, 2012, 12:53:52 PM

   Now that is one General I'd enjoy seeling jumped.
Still looking for 15x7 Appliance slotted mags.....

odcics2

#10
December 21, 2012, 01:28:25 PM
I'd like to see it jump one time over a cliff!   :cheers: :cheers: :smilielol:
I've never owned anything but a MoPar. Can you say that?

TheGhost

#11
December 21, 2012, 01:40:56 PM
Only one time?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.  Especially if they have access to the internet.

PocketThunder

#12
December 21, 2012, 04:57:29 PM
He changed rims from one picture to the next.

And if there was a woman in the add that would certainly help...  :Twocents:
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Scaregrabber

#13
December 21, 2012, 10:46:24 PM
I see nothing wrong with it. At least he didn't wreck a 69 Charger.

Sheldon

billssuperbird

#14
December 22, 2012, 09:11:24 AM
 :badidea: :iagree:

PlainfieldCharger

#15
December 22, 2012, 09:55:12 AM
Isn't copying something the biggest form of flattery ;D I never knew that the southerners don't like Mopar's :icon_smile_dissapprove:

A34

#16
December 22, 2012, 11:43:18 AM
Quote from: PlainfieldCharger on December 22, 2012, 09:55:12 AM
Isn't copying something the biggest form of flattery ;D I never knew that the southerners don't like Mopar's :icon_smile_dissapprove:

I'm sure he's a transplanted Yankee. As Southerner's would not use this phrase to refer to themselves - "Would any real redneck Southern boy want a Mopar?" As far as the car is concerned, I'd rather have a dose of the clap. At least it would run.
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hatersaurusrex

#17
December 27, 2012, 03:13:23 AM
Let's not forget that Andrew Jackson was dead long before the Civil War ever started... so why is this not painted up in War of 1812 regalia?  Plus there's a showboat docked in Nashville already called the General Jackson so that makes this extra corny unless it comes with a bunch of clog dancers and a bluegrass band in the trunk.

Interesting is this part:

Text any offers (go ahead and make an offer, I've been known to trade for weird things) to 423, nine nine nine, 2808.

I think I'll ask if he wants to trade for two pics of my scrotum and a unicorn sticker.   I'd be taking a loss on the deal but hey I live dangerously.
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SeattleCharger

#18
January 04, 2013, 12:49:52 AM
Quote from: PocketThunder on December 21, 2012, 04:57:29 PM
He changed rims from one picture to the next.

And if there was a woman in the add that would certainly help...  :Twocents:

Like this?


Why would you want anything else?  Just give me a Charger and I'll be happy.

440

#19
January 04, 2013, 01:05:18 AM
Quote from: Dino on December 21, 2012, 12:08:41 PM
Tsss doesn't he know the double zero is a stang?

:lol: Dino knows his Dukes

Mike DC

#20
January 04, 2013, 02:52:53 AM
              
When people ask "What shade of orange was the GL?" it's always so hard to convince them that you can't trust pics/video.  This is Monto Carlo is a perfect example.  

kab69440

#21
January 04, 2013, 03:45:18 AM
Quote from: hatersaurusrex on December 27, 2012, 03:13:23 AM
Let's not forget that Andrew Jackson was dead long before the Civil War ever started...


Ummmm...  I'm pretty sure the reference is to General "Stonewall" Jackson, Not Commander in Chief Jackson.
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#22
January 04, 2013, 07:51:46 AM
Quote from: 440 on January 04, 2013, 01:05:18 AM
Quote from: Dino on December 21, 2012, 12:08:41 PM
Tsss doesn't he know the double zero is a stang?

:lol: Dino knows his Dukes


See?  I know some things after all.   :lol:
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Cooter

#23
January 04, 2013, 07:29:14 PM
Quote from: Dino on January 04, 2013, 07:51:46 AM


See?  I know some things after all.   :lol:

Ahh, but what was the "Stangs" name Dino?
" I have spent thousands of dollars and countless hours researching what works and what doesn't and I'm willing to share"

kab69440

#24
January 04, 2013, 07:33:20 PM
When the gals raced it, "Lucifer", when the guy drove it "The Double Zero". "Double Zero" in the first reunion movie, too.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;  a sense of humor to console him for what he is.      Francis Bacon

WANT TO BUY:
Looking for a CD by  'The Sub-Mersians'  entitled "Raw Love Songs From My Garage To Your Bedroom"

Also, any of the various surf-revival compilation albums this band has contributed to.
Thank you,    Kenny

Jesus drove a Honda. He wasn't proud of it, though...
John 12: 49     "...for I did not speak of my own Accord."
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