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Todays auction is open, up for bids is Mrs. Skip68......

Started by skip68, December 20, 2012, 07:05:16 PM

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hawkeye

#50
December 21, 2012, 11:42:09 AM
a note to mrs. skip68.  not only do you have to put up with the indignation of having your husband auction you off on the internet, you must come to grips with the fact that he married way better than you.   but cheer up,  the time he tried to sell you will be a humorous anecdote you can tell at his funeral. :D

JB400

#51
December 21, 2012, 12:02:21 PM
Quote from: Back N Black on December 21, 2012, 11:29:02 AM
I would not disrespect my wife, just for a few laughs.  :Twocents:
I wouldn't either.  Not even a gf.  But, Skip is just a deadman walking.  I'm just waiting for the mrs to write his obituary.

Tilar

#52
December 21, 2012, 12:10:00 PM
Quote from: Back N Black on December 21, 2012, 11:29:02 AM
I would not disrespect my wife, just for a few laughs.  :Twocents:

I have some ex-wives you can disrespect... two daily drivers and one I only owned a few days. Feel free to disrespect any or all.  :2thumbs:
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.


68coronetGLwannabe

#53
December 21, 2012, 12:14:23 PM
Chucks obituary.  :2thumbs:
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

skip68

#54
December 21, 2012, 12:28:29 PM
 :popcrn:  I'll try and be more respectful.  No more kidding around for me for awhile.    :icon_smile_wink:
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!

JB400

#55
December 21, 2012, 12:31:47 PM
Quote from: skip68 on December 21, 2012, 12:28:29 PM
:popcrn:  I'll try and be more respectful.  No more kidding around for me for awhile.    :icon_smile_wink:
Your fingers were crossed when you wrote that, wasn't they?

TheGhost

#56
December 21, 2012, 01:45:06 PM
What are the average maintenance costs?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.  Especially if they have access to the internet.

skip68

#57
December 21, 2012, 02:28:53 PM
It's been awhile already...   ;)  TheGhost, the maintenance is so low you'll be shocked.....  Bread & water are still pretty cheap.   :icon_smile_wink:
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!

Mopar Nut

#58
December 21, 2012, 02:40:37 PM
Ok, after seeing pictures, I'll double the bid.

Free shipping?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

skip68

#59
December 21, 2012, 02:46:24 PM
Free shipping in the lower 48.   :icon_smile_wink:
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!

nvrbdn

#60
December 21, 2012, 03:58:38 PM
well skip, no need to  auction the wife, the world didnt end. you wouldnt last 10 minutes without her in this world. :yesnod:
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JB400

#61
December 21, 2012, 04:06:52 PM
Skip, what type of replacement do you have for her?  You haven't told us what all she is good for or what it the maintenance costs are.

Tilar

#62
December 21, 2012, 04:11:50 PM
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on December 21, 2012, 04:06:52 PM
Skip, what type of replacement do you have for her?  You haven't told us what all she is good for or what it the maintenance costs are.

He said maintenance was low. He might be trying to trade in that 40 for 2 20's?  :shruggy: 
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.


JB400

#63
December 21, 2012, 04:14:32 PM
Quote from: Tilar on December 21, 2012, 04:11:50 PM
Quote from: stroker400 wedge on December 21, 2012, 04:06:52 PM
Skip, what type of replacement do you have for her?  You haven't told us what all she is good for or what it the maintenance costs are.

He said maintenance was low. He might be trying to trade in that 40 for 2 20's?  :shruggy: 
But, how low?

68coronetGLwannabe

#64
December 21, 2012, 05:40:35 PM
I guess my offer was unacceptable?  What is it gonna take to close the deal? Jen really needs a friend to talk to because I am a horrible listener.
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

moparstuart

#65
December 21, 2012, 05:47:24 PM
Quote from: 68coronetGLwannabe on December 21, 2012, 05:40:35 PM
I guess my offer was unacceptable?  What is it gonna take to close the deal? Jen really needs a friend to talk to because I am a horrible listener.
you starting a commune now 
GO SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE WE ARE ALL STOCKED UP HERE

oldgold69

#66
December 22, 2012, 10:24:41 AM
is she a cheap date   does she drink beer or mixers :cheers:

JB400

#67
December 22, 2012, 10:25:45 AM
When does bidding close?  Is this a silent auction?

jar1292

#68
December 22, 2012, 10:48:14 AM
I hear you stroker!  ::)
Restoring a charger is like a saying I heard along time ago "I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it".... Jesus I wish I could remember who said that...

oldgold69

#69
December 22, 2012, 11:16:12 AM
when do we start getting the nigerian emails ?

skip68

#70
December 22, 2012, 12:09:13 PM
Bidding is over.   I had a secret reserve that wasn't met.  With me bouncing all over for work out of state somebody needs to take care of the kids.   
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!

JB400

#71
December 22, 2012, 12:26:25 PM
Quote from: skip68 on December 22, 2012, 12:09:13 PM
Bidding is over.   I had a secret reserve that wasn't met.  With me bouncing all over for work out of state somebody needs to take care of the kids.   
Are you trying to say she is priceless then?
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